Monday, December 29, 2008

these are a few of my favorite things

Meet the new puppy, Sombra. I love her very much forever and ever amen.





This is also the best thing I have found on the internet lately:
John Kraza-whatever (Jim Halpert!) and Ben Gibbard. Playing music. TOGETHER. yesyesyes

Monday, November 17, 2008

my head is going to explode into candy

I love this band, this song, and specifically, this video.
The part where they are screaming silently over the key change - oh god. It gives me chills every time.

I think the people that come into Abode think I am insane, as I eat over the keyboard and then have to pull a sporadic THUMP THUMP THUMP as I bang all the crumbs away.

quote of the day~
"Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore."
~kurt vonnegut

I forget this sometimes, but it is very true.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

laughter.

crazykatie1210:good morning belle! good morning meisuer! and where are you off to today? the library! I just finished the most wonderful story, about a beanstalk and an ogre and a .... That's nice. MARIE! THE BAGUETTES! HURRY UP!

mychacotaco:AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAh

mychacotaco:THE BAGUETTES

mychacotaco:I NEED....SIX EGGS!

crazykatie1210:HAHAHAHAHA

mychacotaco:she's so frantic in that part

crazykatie1210:heeeeeeere's where she meeeeeets prince chaaaaarming....but she wont discover that its him! til chapter three!
and then the sheep eats a page of it

crazykatie1210:i was like FUCK YOU SHEEP

mychacotaco:AHAHAHAHHAHA

crazykatie1210:I WAS READING THAT PAGE

crazykatie1210:THANKS I JUST GOT THIS BOOK

mychacotaco:NOW THE LIBRARY IS GOING TO MAKE ME PAY FOR IT'

crazykatie1210:AHAHAHAHHA

mychacotaco:BUT YOU WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING SHEEP

genuis.





Queen's Cup is a much better game than King's Cup.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

pictures from yesteryear.

Go to flickr and type in your birth year.

What else came out of 1986, besides yours truly:

Tom Selleck.
A bubble train car in Birmingham.
Mac Plus.
Maradona vs. Germany.

cool beans, huh?

Thursday, November 13, 2008

sonic, rally, bars!!

THE SCRIPT OF ONE OF THE GREATEST CONVERSATIONS OF MY LIFE

Kim: Okay, lets go to Sonic, and then rally, and then bars..
Ashley: Okay, then get off your floor. Sonic, rally, bars!
Kim: Actually, will you guys just go to Sonic for me?
Me: Sure, what do you want.
Kim: I don't know.
Me: Well just pick something!
Kim: I don't know.
Me: Okay, 'welcome to Sonic, what can I get you?'
Kim: SONIC RALLY BARS!
Me: I'm sorry, we're all out of that... anything else?
Kim: A Sonic blast.

Hooray for 21st birthdays, friends, and copious amounts of alcohol.

LINKZORZ
1.SPIDERMAN LOVES ORANGES.
2.This is what wikipedia thought I should know about on the random article search the other day. HELP ME CUT THE CHOICE MEAT!
3.Why can't I get paid for playing Typeracer?

Monday, November 10, 2008

yes sir.







oh happy days.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

you can bring in the noise, but please leave the funk outside

As of last Tuesday, we have officially elected Barack Obama as our nation's next president. One step closer to me actually being proud to be an American (don't get any ideas, I am not there yet). But I am most thankful that the elections are OVER. Yes sir, let's let Palin go back to Alaska and let McCain go chill with his weird-looking wife and go about our merry business. The End.

INSTRUCTIONS NOBODY FOLLOWS

1. Do not put in mouth.
2. Keep your arms inside the car at all times.
3. Pianissississississimo.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

testing, testing one two three

PSSHT this is red leader, come in blue leader PSSHT

PSSHT this is blue leader, 10-4 good buddy, I read you loud and clear PSSHT

blog is go.